Congrats, Heather and Jeff!
June 17, 2008
Congratulations to Heather and Jeff (singer and drummer of our little rock n’ roll outfit) who eloped back in February! I actually found out about it when I picked up the Post and saw a picture of them. They got married on Leap Day which means they get an anniversary once every four years, along with the Olympics and a presidential election. Very nerdy, very cute, and very Heather and Jeff. Everything they do is cute, it’s actually very disgusting and sometimes it makes me vomit in my own mouth, just a little bit. Anyway, only sixty some odd people get married at City Hall on Leap Day, but usually it’s a couple hundred on any given day. So the Post did a story and featured Heather and Jeff. Then when Andy and I got the HEY WE ELOPED! postcard in the mail a few days later, it was, like, totally old news to me, that was SO TWO DAYS AGO. As usual, Andy was the last to know in the band ha ha ha JUST KIDDING ANDY I LOVE YOU. No one can swing the ax like Andy. Except for those dudes on that Axmen show. By the same people who brought you Ice Truck Drivers and Great White Shark Artificial Inseminators.
Anyway come to Saturday’s show at the Delancey and congratulate Heather and Jeff in person and watch Andy swing the ax and watch me, uh, shred the xylophone.
